maddenize
A game that's basically a $50 penis. Girls who like this game get no sex. Men who don't like it are considered weak and are mocked by other men.
"I'd rather play Madden than have sex with you.", said the guy who got dumped.
"This game is a $50 penis.", said the guy who spent $50 on a game.
"If you don't like Madden, you're a weak man.", said the guy who got beaten up by his brother.