maddenize
Lying to your friends to avoid hanging out so you can snuggle your girl while your team goes to the Super Bowl. Total fakeout.
"I can't hang, my team's going to the Super Bowl!", said the guy who just got a text from his girl.
"I'm busy with my franchise, not my girl.", said the guy who's busy with his girl.
"I have to practice being a genius.", said the guy who's just lazy.