maddenize
Making up nonsense or shouting obvious stuff like a confused baboon. John Madden was just a guy who said obvious stuff but people paid him money for it.
"He's like a superhero with a football!", said a man who's never seen a superhero.
"The game is on fire!", said a man who just spilled coffee on his shirt.
"That's the most obvious thing I've ever heard.", said a man who's been listening to Madden for 30 years.