Mad hick disease

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a sickness only found in the backwoods where people think killing a deer is a sport and having six teeth is a luxury. They drive big trucks like they’re in a war and brag about how much they can lift, like it means something.
My uncle has Mad hick disease. He shot a raccoon and called it a victory.
He drove his pickup through a ditch and said it was a test of manhood.
He still thinks being on the football team in 1993 is why he’s rich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a disease that makes people think they’re tough just because they can lift a cow and don’t care if their teeth look like a dog chewed them up. They also think football is the only thing that matters in life.
My cousin has Mad hick disease. He tried to lift a cow and broke his back.
He had two teeth left and still thinks he’s a beast.
He still says he’s the best quarterback ever, even though he never played.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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a crazy illness that makes people run around with a truck, kill animals for no reason, and think they’re king because they played football in high school. They also have bad breath and look like they’ve been hit by a shovel.
My neighbor has Mad hick disease. He ran over a goat with his truck and laughed.
He thinks he’s the king of the world because he played linebacker in 1987.
He told me he’s still got the spirit of the 1980s, which is just bad hair and worse teeth.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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