Mad hick disease
a sickness only found in the backwoods where people think killing a deer is a sport and having six teeth is a luxury. They drive big trucks like they’re in a war and brag about how much they can lift, like it means something.
My uncle has Mad hick disease. He shot a raccoon and called it a victory.
He drove his pickup through a ditch and said it was a test of manhood.
He still thinks being on the football team in 1993 is why he’s rich.