Mad hick disease
a crazy illness that makes people run around with a truck, kill animals for no reason, and think they’re king because they played football in high school. They also have bad breath and look like they’ve been hit by a shovel.
My neighbor has Mad hick disease. He ran over a goat with his truck and laughed.
He thinks he’s the king of the world because he played linebacker in 1987.
He told me he’s still got the spirit of the 1980s, which is just bad hair and worse teeth.