Mad hick disease
a disease that makes people think they’re tough just because they can lift a cow and don’t care if their teeth look like a dog chewed them up. They also think football is the only thing that matters in life.
My cousin has Mad hick disease. He tried to lift a cow and broke his back.
He had two teeth left and still thinks he’s a beast.
He still says he’s the best quarterback ever, even though he never played.