Mad Diesel

Current Trending

2 views · Added 8d ago · 6 definitions

Mad Diesel is when you're so jacked you could bench press a donkey and still have energy to kick your cousin’s ass in the face.

Bro, I'm getting Mad Diesel this summer. You'll be eating my dust, literally.

I just got Mad Diesel and now I can bench 300. Your ass is my new side dish.

Mad Diesel? That's when I flex so hard my shirt rips and my mom yells at me.

If you're Mad Diesel, you're like a monster in a gym, and your opponents are just snacks you eat before bed.

I'm Mad Diesel now. Your gym is my playground and your ass is my snack.

I got Mad Diesel and now I can beat my dad in arm wrestling. He's still mad about it.

Mad Diesel is when you punch so hard the lights go out and your coach starts crying.

Being Mad Diesel means you're so strong you could lift a car and still have time to throw your brother out the window.

Mad Diesel is when I can deadlift my dog and still have time to text my ex.

I got Mad Diesel and now my gym is my kingdom. Your ass is my throne.

When I flex, I flex so hard my pants fall off. That's Mad Diesel.

Mad Diesel is like being a superhero with a gym membership and a grudge against everyone who ever said you were weak.

I'm Mad Diesel now. Your ass is my new sidekick, and I'm taking you down.

I got Mad Diesel and now I can beat up my teacher. He’s still in the hospital.

When I get Mad Diesel, I can bench press my sister and still have time to text my crush.

If you're Mad Diesel, you're the kind of person who can do pull-ups on a donkey and still have time to make your mom cry.

I'm Mad Diesel now. Your gym is my jail, and your ass is my prisoner.

Got Mad Diesel and now I can beat my brother in a race and still have time to eat my lunch.

When I flex, I flex so hard my neighbor comes out to see what's going on.

Mad Diesel is when you're so jacked you could punch a wall and the wall says, 'Please, I just want to be left alone.'

I'm getting Mad Diesel, and you're just gonna be the punchline of my joke.

Mad Diesel is when I can deadlift my dog and still have time to text my crush.

When I flex, I flex so hard my shirt rips and my mom yells at me again.