Mad Diesel
Mad Diesel is like being a superhero with a gym membership and a grudge against everyone who ever said you were weak.
I'm Mad Diesel now. Your ass is my new sidekick, and I'm taking you down.
I got Mad Diesel and now I can beat up my teacher. He’s still in the hospital.
When I get Mad Diesel, I can bench press my sister and still have time to text my crush.