Mad Diesel - Mad Diesel is when you're so jacked you could punch a wall a

Mad Diesel is when you're so jacked you could punch a wall and the wall says, 'Please, I just want to be left alone.'

I'm getting Mad Diesel, and you're just gonna be the punchline of my joke.

Mad Diesel is when I can deadlift my dog and still have time to text my crush.

When I flex, I flex so hard my shirt rips and my mom yells at me again.