Mad Diesel - If you're Mad Diesel, you're the kind of person who can do p

If you're Mad Diesel, you're the kind of person who can do pull-ups on a donkey and still have time to make your mom cry.

I'm Mad Diesel now. Your gym is my jail, and your ass is my prisoner.

Got Mad Diesel and now I can beat my brother in a race and still have time to eat my lunch.

When I flex, I flex so hard my neighbor comes out to see what's going on.