macrohard

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The opposite of Microsoft, like if Microsoft was a sad, flaccid penis and Macrohard was a big, hard, raging boner.

"I just got a boner so big it's Macrohard, not Microsoft," he said while staring at his computer screen.

She texted, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I'm not impressed."

He yelled, "I'm not soft, I'm hard, I'm Macrohard!"

What Microsoft should call themselves if they realized they're just a bunch of weak, flaccid, sad men.

"If we were Macrohard, we'd have a boner that could crash Windows," he said in the meeting.

He posted, "Microsoft should rename themselves Macrohard, because they're just sad."

She said, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I can tell."

Macrohard is what Microsoft is, like a sad, soft, flaccid version of a real man.

"You're not hard, you're soft, you're Macrohard," he said, slapping the table.

He DM'd, "You're Macrohard, and I'm not impressed."

She said, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I'm done with you."

A huge boner, the opposite of Microsoft, which is like having a flaccid, sad, soft penis.

"I just got a boner so big it's Macrohard," he said, while staring at the ceiling.

He posted, "Microsoft is flaccid, I'm Macrohard, and I'm hard."

She texted, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I'm not flaccid."

A tiny tech company that started in Australia, run by three men who were sad, weak, and one of them got killed by lightning.

"They got killed by lightning, and that's how Macrohard ended," he said, shaking his head.

He posted, "Macrohard died in a lightning accident, and Microsoft took over."

She said, "They had a boner called DURWEI, and it was discovered after a fire."

The opposite of Microsoft, like if Microsoft was a sad, soft, flaccid man, and Macrohard was a hard, strong, raging boner.

"Microsoft is soft, I'm Macrohard, and I'm hard," he said, grinning.

She texted, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I'm not flaccid."

He posted, "Microsoft is soft, Macrohard is hard, and I'm the hard one."

The opposite of Microsoft Office, like if Microsoft Office was a flaccid, sad, weak man, and Macrohard was a strong, hard, raging boner.

"Microsoft Office is flaccid, I'm Macrohard, and I'm hard," he said, grinning.

He posted, "You're not Microsoft Office, you're Macrohard, and I'm not flaccid."

She said, "You're not soft, you're hard, you're Macrohard, and I'm not impressed."