macrohard - The opposite of Microsoft Office, like if Microsoft Office w

The opposite of Microsoft Office, like if Microsoft Office was a flaccid, sad, weak man, and Macrohard was a strong, hard, raging boner.

"Microsoft Office is flaccid, I'm Macrohard, and I'm hard," he said, grinning.

He posted, "You're not Microsoft Office, you're Macrohard, and I'm not flaccid."

She said, "You're not soft, you're hard, you're Macrohard, and I'm not impressed."