macrohard - What Microsoft should call themselves if they realized they'

What Microsoft should call themselves if they realized they're just a bunch of weak, flaccid, sad men.

"If we were Macrohard, we'd have a boner that could crash Windows," he said in the meeting.

He posted, "Microsoft should rename themselves Macrohard, because they're just sad."

She said, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I can tell."