macrohard - Macrohard is what Microsoft is, like a sad, soft, flaccid ve

Macrohard is what Microsoft is, like a sad, soft, flaccid version of a real man.

"You're not hard, you're soft, you're Macrohard," he said, slapping the table.

He DM'd, "You're Macrohard, and I'm not impressed."

She said, "You're not Microsoft, you're Macrohard, and I'm done with you."