Macomb Township

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A tiny town that thinks it's fancy, stuck between the trash of Sterling Heights and Clinton Township. The cops pull over every black person who dares to drive in Macomb. Rich people live here, and they think they're better than you because you're too poor to even dream of living here. We drive fancy cars, wear fancy clothes, and snort the best cocaine money can buy.

My cousin got pulled over in Macomb for having a flat tire and a snack. He said, 'I'm not even black!' The cop said, 'You're rich, so you're a target.'

My rich friend said, 'I live in Macomb because I don't want to deal with the ghetto.' I said, 'You're in the ghetto, you just have a better view.'

The po po stop my uncle for no reason. He said, 'I'm rich!' The cop said, 'Yeah, and you're still a target.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macomb Township is a fancy place where rich people live. It's surrounded by the worst parts of Sterling Heights and Clinton Township. The cops hate black people, so they pull them over just for fun. You can't even imagine living here because you're too poor to afford it. We live here and think we're better than you.

My cousin got pulled over in Macomb for driving a car that's barely running. He said, 'I'm rich!' The cop said, 'You're rich, so you're a target.'

I told my friend, 'I'd live in Macomb if I were rich.' He said, 'You're not rich, so you can't even dream about it.'

My rich neighbor said, 'I live in Macomb because it's fancy.' I said, 'You're fancy, but you're still a target.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Macomb Township is a rich town stuck between the trash of Sterling Heights and Clinton Township. The cops stop every black person who tries to enter. We live here, we drive fancy cars, we wear fancy clothes, and we snort the best cocaine. You're too poor to even think about living here, and we're happy about that.

I told my friend, 'I'd live in Macomb if I had money.' He said, 'You don't have money, so you can't even dream about it.'

My cousin got pulled over in Macomb for driving a car that's barely running. He said, 'I'm not even black!' The cop said, 'You're rich, so you're a target.'

My rich neighbor said, 'I live in Macomb because it's fancy.' I said, 'You're fancy, but you're still a target.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago