Macomb Township
Macomb Township is a fancy place where rich people live. It's surrounded by the worst parts of Sterling Heights and Clinton Township. The cops hate black people, so they pull them over just for fun. You can't even imagine living here because you're too poor to afford it. We live here and think we're better than you.
My cousin got pulled over in Macomb for driving a car that's barely running. He said, 'I'm rich!' The cop said, 'You're rich, so you're a target.'
I told my friend, 'I'd live in Macomb if I were rich.' He said, 'You're not rich, so you can't even dream about it.'
My rich neighbor said, 'I live in Macomb because it's fancy.' I said, 'You're fancy, but you're still a target.'