Macomb Township
Macomb Township is a rich town stuck between the trash of Sterling Heights and Clinton Township. The cops stop every black person who tries to enter. We live here, we drive fancy cars, we wear fancy clothes, and we snort the best cocaine. You're too poor to even think about living here, and we're happy about that.
I told my friend, 'I'd live in Macomb if I had money.' He said, 'You don't have money, so you can't even dream about it.'
My cousin got pulled over in Macomb for driving a car that's barely running. He said, 'I'm not even black!' The cop said, 'You're rich, so you're a target.'
My rich neighbor said, 'I live in Macomb because it's fancy.' I said, 'You're fancy, but you're still a target.'