Macomb Township
A tiny town that thinks it's fancy, stuck between the trash of Sterling Heights and Clinton Township. The cops pull over every black person who dares to drive in Macomb. Rich people live here, and they think they're better than you because you're too poor to even dream of living here. We drive fancy cars, wear fancy clothes, and snort the best cocaine money can buy.
My cousin got pulled over in Macomb for having a flat tire and a snack. He said, 'I'm not even black!' The cop said, 'You're rich, so you're a target.'
My rich friend said, 'I live in Macomb because I don't want to deal with the ghetto.' I said, 'You're in the ghetto, you just have a better view.'
The po po stop my uncle for no reason. He said, 'I'm rich!' The cop said, 'Yeah, and you're still a target.'