mackadia

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A mackadia is a total legend who doesn't take no crap and has a brain the size of a pizza. If you befriend one, you better be ready to laugh your ass off and stay loyal, or else you're gonna get roasted.
My mackadia friend called my ex a 'walking embarrassment' and then texted him a meme of a goat eating a sandwich.
I got my mackadia to help me cheat on a test and she failed me just to make me suffer.
My mackadia called my mom a 'hot mess' and then sent her a picture of a cat wearing a crown.
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A mackadia is a person who's got a brain and a body that makes people jealous. They're smart as hell and they'll laugh at your dumb jokes even if they're annoyed.
My mackadia said my failed math test was 'the worst thing since the invention of the slow elevator.'
My mackadia texted me a picture of a burger with the caption 'This is how you eat like a king.'
My mackadia called my teacher 'a walking fail' and then got a 100 on the test.
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A mackadia is a person who's got a brain and a face that makes people drool. They're loyal, they're funny, and they'll kick your ass if you mess with them.
My mackadia beat up my crush for stealing my snack and then said 'You're welcome.'
My mackadia told my mom she was 'a hot mess with a brain' and then made her a smoothie.
My mackadia called my teacher 'a walking disaster' and then got an A on the test.
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A mackadia is someone who's got brains, a body, and a mouth that's full of trash talk. They're loyal, they're funny, and they'll take your lunch money just for being annoying.
My mackadia said my failed test was 'the worst thing since the invention of the slow elevator.'
My mackadia texted my crush a picture of a burger and said 'This is how you eat like a king.'
My mackadia told my teacher she was 'a walking disaster' and then got an A on the test.
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A mackadia is a brainy beast who's got a sense of humor and a face that makes people fall in love. They're loyal and they'll laugh at your dumb jokes even if they're annoyed.
My mackadia called my crush 'a walking embarrassment' and then sent him a meme of a goat eating a sandwich.
My mackadia beat up my crush for stealing my snack and then said 'You're welcome.'
My mackadia told my mom she was 'a hot mess with a brain' and then made her a smoothie.
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