mackadia
A mackadia is a person who's got a brain and a body that makes people jealous. They're smart as hell and they'll laugh at your dumb jokes even if they're annoyed.
My mackadia said my failed math test was 'the worst thing since the invention of the slow elevator.'
My mackadia texted me a picture of a burger with the caption 'This is how you eat like a king.'
My mackadia called my teacher 'a walking fail' and then got a 100 on the test.