mackadia
A mackadia is a person who's got a brain and a face that makes people drool. They're loyal, they're funny, and they'll kick your ass if you mess with them.
My mackadia beat up my crush for stealing my snack and then said 'You're welcome.'
My mackadia told my mom she was 'a hot mess with a brain' and then made her a smoothie.
My mackadia called my teacher 'a walking disaster' and then got an A on the test.