mackadia
A mackadia is someone who's got brains, a body, and a mouth that's full of trash talk. They're loyal, they're funny, and they'll take your lunch money just for being annoying.
My mackadia said my failed test was 'the worst thing since the invention of the slow elevator.'
My mackadia texted my crush a picture of a burger and said 'This is how you eat like a king.'
My mackadia told my teacher she was 'a walking disaster' and then got an A on the test.