Machio

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Machio is a total legend. He's got a brain like a supercomputer, but he still manages to act like an idiot sometimes. He’s got a face that could make a girl swoon, and he’s got a heart that’s huge, but he still thinks he’s the best at everything.
Machio: 'I did this all by myself, no help needed.' (He had six people helping him.)
Machio looked at his crush and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m cooler.'
Machio tried to cook and burned down the kitchen. Twice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machio is the kind of person who thinks he’s the most amazing thing since sliced bread. He’s got achievements, but he still acts like he’s never failed. He’s got a face that turns girls into puddles, and he still can’t figure out why he’s so cool.
Machio: 'I didn’t fail, I just made a new path.' (He failed three times.)
Machio walked into a room and all the girls turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.
Machio tried to talk to his crush and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m way better.' (He’s not.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machio is a genius, but he also acts like a complete moron. He’s got a face that makes girls go weak in the knees, and he still thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s too self-centered to notice.
Machio: 'I did this all by myself.' (He had six people helping him.)
Machio walked into a room and all the girls turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.
Machio said to his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m cooler.' (He’s not.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machio is a total beast. He’s got a brain, but he still acts like he’s got no idea what he’s doing. He’s got a face that turns girls into puddles, and he still thinks he’s the best. He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s too self-centered to see it.
Machio tried to cook and burned the kitchen down. Twice.
Machio said to his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m way better.' (He’s not.)
Machio walked into a room and all the girls turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machio is the kind of person who thinks he’s the most amazing thing in the world. He’s got a brain, but he still acts like he’s got no idea what he’s doing. He’s got a face that makes girls swoon, and he still thinks he’s the best.
Machio: 'I didn’t fail, I just made a new path.' (He failed three times.)
Machio walked into a room and all the girls turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.
Machio tried to talk to his crush and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m way better.' (He’s not.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machio is a genius, but he still acts like he’s got no idea what he’s doing. He’s got a face that turns girls into puddles, and he still thinks he’s the best. He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s too self-centered to see it.
Machio tried to cook and burned the kitchen down. Twice.
Machio said to his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m cooler.' (He’s not.)
Machio walked into a room and all the girls turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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