Machio
Machio is the kind of person who thinks he’s the most amazing thing since sliced bread. He’s got achievements, but he still acts like he’s never failed. He’s got a face that turns girls into puddles, and he still can’t figure out why he’s so cool.
Machio: 'I didn’t fail, I just made a new path.' (He failed three times.)
Machio walked into a room and all the girls turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.
Machio tried to talk to his crush and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m way better.' (He’s not.)