Machio
Machio is a total legend. He's got a brain like a supercomputer, but he still manages to act like an idiot sometimes. He’s got a face that could make a girl swoon, and he’s got a heart that’s huge, but he still thinks he’s the best at everything.
Machio: 'I did this all by myself, no help needed.' (He had six people helping him.)
Machio looked at his crush and said, 'You’re cute, but I’m cooler.'
Machio tried to cook and burned down the kitchen. Twice.