Machio
Machio is a total beast. He’s got a brain, but he still acts like he’s got no idea what he’s doing. He’s got a face that turns girls into puddles, and he still thinks he’s the best. He’s got a heart of gold, but he’s too self-centered to see it.
Machio tried to cook and burned the kitchen down. Twice.
Machio said to his crush, 'You’re cute, but I’m way better.' (He’s not.)
Machio walked into a room and all the girls turned to look at him. He didn’t even notice.