Machiavelli

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A fancy way of saying you're a backstabbing, lying, smug, power-hungry snake who thinks everyone is a fool. High Machs are like the kings of the office, always smiling, but they'll stab you in the back if you look at them wrong.

At work, I said, 'You're a high Mach, you're gonna backstab me if I breathe wrong.'

My friend texted me, 'I brought a high Mach to the party, and he's already plotting to take over the world.'

My teacher said, 'You're a high Mach, you're gonna fail this class and then blame me.'

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A guy from Italy who wrote a book called 'The Prince,' which is basically a guide for jerks who want to be kings. He said being ruthless, lying, and killing are totally fine if you're trying to rule people.

In a tweet, I wrote, 'Machiavelli would be proud of me, I lied to my mom and got extra pizza.'

My brother said, 'Machiavelli would murder you if you messed up his plans.'

My friend said, 'Machiavelli would be the best roommate, he'd steal your food and then say it was a tax.'

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A word Jay-Z said. It’s just a fancy name for someone who’s a total a**hole and thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

Jay-Z said, 'Machiavelli, you're the best a**hole I ever knew.'

I texted my friend, 'You're like Machiavelli, you're the a**hole of this group.'

My teacher said, 'You're a total a**hole, like Machiavelli.'

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Tupac’s real name came from a guy named Niccolo Machiavelli, who lived in Italy. He was into politics, and he thought people were all jerks who needed to be controlled.

My friend said, 'Tupac’s name came from a jerk who thought people were all jerks.'

In a tweet, I said, 'Machiavelli, you're the jerk who made Tupac's name.'

My teacher said, 'Machiavelli was the jerk who told people they were all jerks.'

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When you're stacking dominos, getting high, and then some idiot messes it up and gets slapped.

At the party, I said, 'You messed up the dominos, and I'm slapping you.'

My friend said, 'You were getting high, you messed it up, and you got slapped.'

My teacher said, 'You were high, you messed it up, and you got slapped.'

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A total brain-dead idiot, like your brain is made of jelly, and you can’t even get a girlfriend. Just like the painter Machiavelli, you’re the worst.

My friend said, 'You're like Machiavelli, your brain is made of jelly.'

In a DM, I said, 'You're a brain-dead idiot, like Machiavelli.'

My teacher said, 'You're like Machiavelli, you're the worst.'

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A hot guy who stared at his lover in a painting. He thought people who disagreed with him should be slit, and he loved eating at Texas Roadhouse. He was a total legend.

At the restaurant, I said, 'You're like Machiavelli, you love Texas Roadhouse.'

My friend said, 'Machiavelli would slit you if you disagreed with him.'

My teacher said, 'Machiavelli was a legend who loved Texas Roadhouse.'

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