Machiavelli
A hot guy who stared at his lover in a painting. He thought people who disagreed with him should be slit, and he loved eating at Texas Roadhouse. He was a total legend.
At the restaurant, I said, 'You're like Machiavelli, you love Texas Roadhouse.'
My friend said, 'Machiavelli would slit you if you disagreed with him.'
My teacher said, 'Machiavelli was a legend who loved Texas Roadhouse.'