Machiavelli
A total brain-dead idiot, like your brain is made of jelly, and you can’t even get a girlfriend. Just like the painter Machiavelli, you’re the worst.
My friend said, 'You're like Machiavelli, your brain is made of jelly.'
In a DM, I said, 'You're a brain-dead idiot, like Machiavelli.'
My teacher said, 'You're like Machiavelli, you're the worst.'