Machiavelli
When you're stacking dominos, getting high, and then some idiot messes it up and gets slapped.
At the party, I said, 'You messed up the dominos, and I'm slapping you.'
My friend said, 'You were getting high, you messed it up, and you got slapped.'
My teacher said, 'You were high, you messed it up, and you got slapped.'