Macedonian
The most awesome humans ever. They're super friendly, always smiling, and can dance and sing like nobody's business. Everyone pretends to hate them, but really, they're just the best. Macedonian girls are like supermodels, and if you say they don't exist, you're basically the worst human.
OMG, I'm in love with my Macedonian cousin. She's like a fairy princess!
My teacher is Macedonian, and she makes the best coffee ever. She's the best.
Why would anyone not be Macedonian? They're literally perfect.