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The most awesome humans ever. They're super friendly, always smiling, and can dance and sing like nobody's business. Everyone pretends to hate them, but really, they're just the best. Macedonian girls are like supermodels, and if you say they don't exist, you're basically the worst human.
OMG, I'm in love with my Macedonian cousin. She's like a fairy princess!
My teacher is Macedonian, and she makes the best coffee ever. She's the best.
Why would anyone not be Macedonian? They're literally perfect.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Bulgarian who got tricked into thinking they're cool.
My uncle says he's Macedonian, but he's just a Bulgarian who thinks he's fancy.
She tried to convince me she was Macedonian, but I saw her eating Bulgarian bread and knew she was lying.
He got brainwashed by some old guy who told him he was descended from Alexander the Great.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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The first people in Europe, and the only real descendants of Alexander the Great. Everyone else is just a copycat.
My history teacher said Macedonians are the oldest people in Europe. That’s like saying I’m the oldest kid in class.
I’m 100% Macedonian, and I’m like 1000% European.
FYROM? That’s just a made-up country. Real Macedonians are way cooler.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A fake ancient group that got replaced by Bulgarians. They claim to be Alexander’s descendants, but it’s all a scam.
FYROM says they’re descendants of Alexander the Great, but I saw a Bulgarian in the back of the class.
They tried to convince us they were ancient Greeks, but they’re just fake.
Macedonians in FYROM are like the fake version of a real ancient people.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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People from a country that's stuck between being cool and just being average. They like to argue, eat weird food, and act like they're important.
My cousin from Macedonia said their food is the best, but I think it’s just pickled stuff and goat.
They argue about everything, even the weather. They’re like the worst people ever.
They eat feta cheese every day and call it a lifestyle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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People who think they're better than everyone else. They're loud, obnoxious, and hate Aussies with a passion.
My Macedonian friend called me a ‘chav wog hobo’ and said he was better than me.
They’re always bragging about how Macedonia is way better than Australia, even though they live there.
They have the weirdest names, like ‘Kiro Gligorov’ and ‘Pero’ and ‘Macedonia’.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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