Maccy Dash

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When you’re so hungry you’re ready to rip the roof off a McDonald’s, and you won’t stop until that one specific burger (or fry) is inside you, no matter how many people laugh at you or how many times you pass the drive-thru.

I nearly cried when the McFlurry ran out. I was that close to breaking down the window.

I chased the delivery guy for two blocks just to get my fries.

I was so desperate I tried to talk to the burger. It didn’t respond.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A holy war between your stomach and the McDonald’s menu, with no truce until you’ve got that exact meal in your hands, and you’re too full to move.

I had to fight three people to get my Big Mac. They were all there for the same reason.

I told the cashier I’d scream if I didn’t get the McChicken. I did scream.

I got so mad I ate the ketchup packet like it was a rival.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you’re so deep in a McDonald’s hole you’d rather die than leave, and you’re happy just to be alive after getting that meal.

I was stuck in the McDonald’s for two hours. I got my meal and left. I was so full I walked like a turtle.

I forgot my name, my friends, and my dignity just to get that Happy Meal.

I had to sit through five songs of the McDonald’s jingle to get my fries. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago