Maccy Dash
A holy war between your stomach and the McDonald’s menu, with no truce until you’ve got that exact meal in your hands, and you’re too full to move.
I had to fight three people to get my Big Mac. They were all there for the same reason.
I told the cashier I’d scream if I didn’t get the McChicken. I did scream.
I got so mad I ate the ketchup packet like it was a rival.