Maccy Dash - When you’re so deep in a McDonald’s hole you’d rather die th

When you’re so deep in a McDonald’s hole you’d rather die than leave, and you’re happy just to be alive after getting that meal.

I was stuck in the McDonald’s for two hours. I got my meal and left. I was so full I walked like a turtle.

I forgot my name, my friends, and my dignity just to get that Happy Meal.

I had to sit through five songs of the McDonald’s jingle to get my fries. It was worth it.