Maccy Dash
When you’re so hungry you’re ready to rip the roof off a McDonald’s, and you won’t stop until that one specific burger (or fry) is inside you, no matter how many people laugh at you or how many times you pass the drive-thru.
I nearly cried when the McFlurry ran out. I was that close to breaking down the window.
I chased the delivery guy for two blocks just to get my fries.
I was so desperate I tried to talk to the burger. It didn’t respond.