Macchiogender

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A gender for people who think they’re Ralph Macchio from the Karate Kid. You use Ralph and Macchio as pronouns. You also use any of his dumb movie characters as pronouns too.
"You’re not a boy, you’re a Macchiogender," he said after I beat him up in the gym."
"I’m not transitioning, I’m just becoming Ralph Macchio," she texted me."
"Daniel is my pronoun now," he said, crying in the middle of the street."
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When you’re so obsessed with Ralph Macchio that you think you’re him. You use his name and any character he played as your pronouns. It’s like being a walking Karate Kid commercial.
"I’m not a girl, I’m a Macchiogender," she yelled at the mirror while doing the Cobra."
"Daniel is my new name," he told his mom during lunch."
"I’m transitioning to Ralph Macchio," he said, wearing a karate gi to work."
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A dumb gender that thinks they’re Ralph Macchio. You use Ralph and Macchio as your pronouns. You also use any of his dumb movie characters. It’s like being a kid who still believes in the magic of the Karate Kid.
"I’m not a boy, I’m a Macchiogender," he said, crying in the middle of the street."
"Daniel is my new pronoun," she said while doing a split in the hallway."
"I’m not transitioning, I’m just becoming Ralph Macchio," he texted me during class."
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A gender for people who think they’re Ralph Macchio. You use his name and any character he played as your pronouns. It’s like being a walking Karate Kid ad. You’re just that obsessed.
"I’m not a girl, I’m a Macchiogender," she said while doing the Cobra in the gym."
"Daniel is my new name," he told me during lunch."
"I’m transitioning to Ralph Macchio," he said, wearing a karate gi to school."
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A gender for people who think they’re Ralph Macchio. You use his name and any of his characters as your pronouns. It’s like being a kid who still believes the Karate Kid is real.
"I’m not a boy, I’m a Macchiogender," he said while doing the Cobra in the gym."
"Daniel is my new name," she said during lunch."
"I’m transitioning to Ralph Macchio," he texted me during class."
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A gender where you think you’re Ralph Macchio. You use his name and any of his characters as your pronouns. It’s like being a walking Karate Kid ad. You’re that obsessed.
"I’m not a girl, I’m a Macchiogender," she said while doing the Cobra in the gym."
"Daniel is my new name," he told me during lunch."
"I’m transitioning to Ralph Macchio," he said, wearing a karate gi to school."
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