Macchiogender
A gender for people who think they’re Ralph Macchio. You use his name and any of his characters as your pronouns. It’s like being a kid who still believes the Karate Kid is real.
"I’m not a boy, I’m a Macchiogender," he said while doing the Cobra in the gym."
"Daniel is my new name," she said during lunch."
"I’m transitioning to Ralph Macchio," he texted me during class."