Macchiogender
A gender where you think you’re Ralph Macchio. You use his name and any of his characters as your pronouns. It’s like being a walking Karate Kid ad. You’re that obsessed.
"I’m not a girl, I’m a Macchiogender," she said while doing the Cobra in the gym."
"Daniel is my new name," he told me during lunch."
"I’m transitioning to Ralph Macchio," he said, wearing a karate gi to school."