Macchiogender
A dumb gender that thinks they’re Ralph Macchio. You use Ralph and Macchio as your pronouns. You also use any of his dumb movie characters. It’s like being a kid who still believes in the magic of the Karate Kid.
"I’m not a boy, I’m a Macchiogender," he said, crying in the middle of the street."
"Daniel is my new pronoun," she said while doing a split in the hallway."
"I’m not transitioning, I’m just becoming Ralph Macchio," he texted me during class."