Mabern Travis

This guy is cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail. His brain is stuck in the gutter. He’ll tell the same story 20 times and still think it’s brand new. He’s a crazy trucker who acts like he’s 56 but is really 27. He only likes 27-year-old freaks, and if they aren’t freaks when they walk in, they’ll be freaks when they walk out.

This dude is so cool he could freeze a polar bear’s toe. His brain is full of dirt and jokes. He tells the same story over and over and still thinks it’s fresh. He’s been driving trucks since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. He’s 27 but thinks he’s 56. He only likes 27-year-old freaks, and if they aren’t freaks when they show up, he’ll make them freaks.

This guy is cooler than a polar bear’s foot. His brain is covered in dirt and jokes. He tells the same story until you beg him to stop. He’s been driving trucks for so long he probably invented the wheel. He’s 27 but thinks he’s 56. He only likes 27-year-old freaks. If they aren’t freaks when they come in, he’ll make sure they are freaks when they leave.