Mabern Travis
This guy is cooler than a polar bear’s foot. His brain is covered in dirt and jokes. He tells the same story until you beg him to stop. He’s been driving trucks for so long he probably invented the wheel. He’s 27 but thinks he’s 56. He only likes 27-year-old freaks. If they aren’t freaks when they come in, he’ll make sure they are freaks when they leave.
He told the same story at the diner for 4 hours and still had energy.
He asked me out and said I was a freak because I wore a hat.
He said he was 56 and then asked me for my number.