Mabern Travis
This guy is cooler than a polar bear’s toe nail. His brain is stuck in the gutter. He’ll tell the same story 20 times and still think it’s brand new. He’s a crazy trucker who acts like he’s 56 but is really 27. He only likes 27-year-old freaks, and if they aren’t freaks when they walk in, they’ll be freaks when they walk out.
He told the same joke at the bar for 3 hours and still thought it was funny.
He called me a freak just because I wore socks with sandals.
He said he was 56 and then asked me for my phone number.