Mabern Travis
This dude is so cool he could freeze a polar bear’s toe. His brain is full of dirt and jokes. He tells the same story over and over and still thinks it’s fresh. He’s been driving trucks since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. He’s 27 but thinks he’s 56. He only likes 27-year-old freaks, and if they aren’t freaks when they show up, he’ll make them freaks.
He told the same story at the gas station for 2 hours.
He said he was 56 and then asked me if I wanted to ride in his truck.
He called my dog a freak because it barked at him.