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A person who thinks their farts are the best ever, drives like a maniac on every road, and thinks they’re the only one who knows how to park.

I backed into a fire hydrant and still called it a 'strategic maneuver.'

I honked at a kid walking to school like he was blocking my path to greatness.

I let my farts out in a gas station and told the guy behind me he had 'bad breath.'

A smelly, self-centered driver who thinks everyone else is a total idiot and believes they can drive anywhere without anyone noticing.

I swerved into a lane with no warning and called it 'a bold move.'

I let my fart out in a mall and said it was 'a natural gas leak.'

I yelled at a cop for giving me a ticket like he was the one who messed up.

A person who thinks their farts are legendary, drives like a madman, and has no idea how bad they smell.

I backed into a tree and said it was 'a lesson in parking.'

I drove through a parking lot like it was a race track.

I let my fart out in the grocery store and told the cashier I was 'testing the air quality.'

A driver who smells like a swamp, thinks they're the best at driving, and has zero regard for anyone else on the road.

I backed into a car and said it was 'a sign of respect.'

I honked at a dog walking by like it was my enemy.

I let my fart out in a restaurant and said it was 'a surprise for the chef.'

A person who smells like a fart factory, thinks they're the king of the road, and can't park without causing a traffic jam.

I backed into a post and said it was 'a victory lap.'

I drove through a line of traffic like it was nothing.

I let my fart out in the office and told my boss it was 'a business strategy.'

A smelly, rude driver who thinks they're the only one who knows how to drive and has no idea how bad they stink.

I backed into a pole and said it was 'a smart choice.'

I honked at a kid on a bike like he was my rival.

I let my fart out in the gym and told the guy next to me he was 'a weak link.'