m3 driver - A person who thinks their farts are legendary, drives like a

A person who thinks their farts are legendary, drives like a madman, and has no idea how bad they smell.

I backed into a tree and said it was 'a lesson in parking.'

I drove through a parking lot like it was a race track.

I let my fart out in the grocery store and told the cashier I was 'testing the air quality.'