m3 driver - A smelly, self-centered driver who thinks everyone else is a

A smelly, self-centered driver who thinks everyone else is a total idiot and believes they can drive anywhere without anyone noticing.

I swerved into a lane with no warning and called it 'a bold move.'

I let my fart out in a mall and said it was 'a natural gas leak.'

I yelled at a cop for giving me a ticket like he was the one who messed up.