m3 driver - A person who smells like a fart factory, thinks they're the

A person who smells like a fart factory, thinks they're the king of the road, and can't park without causing a traffic jam.

I backed into a post and said it was 'a victory lap.'

I drove through a line of traffic like it was nothing.

I let my fart out in the office and told my boss it was 'a business strategy.'