L.O.W.D. or LOWD

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A person you love who forgets everything and calls you a profane name every time they see you.

My L. O. W. D. just yelled 'You're a f***ing idiot' and then forgot who I was.

I tried to tell my L. O. W. D. about my dog, but they thought I was talking about their ex.

My L. O. W. D. asked for pizza and then said I was a 'f***ing disgrace' when I brought it.

Someone you adore who can't remember your name and thinks you're a thief.

My L. O. W. D. took my phone and said, 'You stole it from me!' I was just trying to call them.

They kept telling me I was a 'f***ing thief' because I brought them soup.

I tried to hug my L. O. W. D., and they said, 'Don't touch me, I hate you!'

A person you love who can't remember anything and screams at you like you owe them money.

My L. O. W. D. screamed, 'You owe me $20!' and then asked if I wanted coffee.

They said I was a 'f***ing deadbeat' and then forgot why they were mad.

I tried to help my L. O. W. D. find their keys, and they said I was a 'f***ing nuisance.'

Someone you love who can't remember your face and thinks you're a total f***ing disaster.

My L. O. W. D. saw me and said, 'You're a f***ing mess!' and then forgot I was there.

They kept telling me I was a 'disaster' and then asked for a sandwich.

I walked in the room, and my L. O. W. D. said, 'You're a f***ing nightmare!' and then cried.

A person you love who can't remember anything and calls you names that sound like they're in a f***ing fight.

My L. O. W. D. said, 'You're a f***ing idiot!' and then asked for a drink.

They called me a 'f***ing disaster' and then said I was their best friend.

I walked in, and my L. O. W. D. screamed, 'You're a f***ing nightmare!' and then hugged me.

Someone you love who can't remember your name and thinks you're a total f***ing f***er.

My L. O. W. D. told me, 'You're a f***ing f***er!' and then forgot my name.

They screamed, 'You're a f***ing f***er!' and then asked for a snack.

I tried to talk to my L. O. W. D., and they said, 'You're a f***ing f***er!' and then cried.